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Beggars CAN be Choosers

Sandra Fluke as Veruca Salt - I Wan't it Now!
I want Contraception Now Daddy!

Welcome to Veruca Salt Nation where beggars can be choosers.  Where  a 30 year old “law school student” aka-professional activist gets trolled before the fawning media by DC’s Democrat party leadership, (right on time!) to pretend she is a victim.  Her name is Sandra Fluke, the new face of the Democrat Parties Veruca Salt Nation.

“I want my taxpayer funded contraception now, daddy.”

And why not?  We are the 99.   Children up to age 26 are encouraged to seek a free ride, extended to age 30 (apparently) in Ms. Fluke’s case.  Just another step on the ladder to full dependency.  And while you are asking for things why not a constitutional right to Monistat–along with hot tubs, tropical getaways, and rooms for two–because if you are going to waste taxpayer funded contraception dollars the way the government wastes everything else, you should do it someplace nice–but the occasional yeast infection might be more than just a fluke.

This is Progressive equality at its best.  It has nothing to do with equality, but a great deal to do with sex, which if you recall is something the same progressives told us was none of our damn business to justify abortion.

And if the Fluke plan doesn’t work to convince America that we are each just a set of genitals with hat-racks for heads, wandering the fruited plain in search of our next hook-up, (while they manage every aspect of our lives–including that one), what’s next?  Will government sneak contraceptives out of Mexico to be found at sleazy motels on the American side of the border?

“Look! These poor helpless, horny, bastards have to use condom runners from Mexico to get it on, or off, or …something.  We have to subsidize contraception.  We just have to.”

And wouldn’t this be a great time to bring back Anthony Weiner.  Talk about a spokesman for a narrative? “Don’t let your wiener get in trouble like mine did.  Protect it with Obama-Enz, government subsidized contraception.  Available at the Post Office, DMV, Office of Unemployment, Social Security, your local Town Hall, State House, or at any of the other 4 trillion federal offices nationwide.”

In a socialist progressive society, one of the few pleasures left to a populace managed into poverty–after the economic leveling has reduced everyone but the few elites and those who escaped–is sex.  With abortion, day after pills, sex parts are the fulcrum of women’s health narratives, and free and accessible contraception, the “safety net for the animal underclass is in place.”  All that is left is to lead them to it.

A net that exists to allow the elites to redefine procreative behavior while controlling procreation among the dependency class, to ensure there is a dependency class to control.  And so many seem so willing to walk into the trap.

And here we have a young “professional” women–Ms. Fluke–publicly declaring herself a victim of her own animal urges, begging for free contraception on national television as if sex were a right in need of protecting, for which governments are created.  (See ladies, it is OK.)  But begging for something that is already widely available, and in many cases subsidized or already free. Why?

The why is that this has nothing to do with contraception, and everything to with with perception.  It is a propaganda narrative that reduces you one more rung–when you decide to agree with the state–and frames the people opposing the progressive socialist expansion of the superstate as people who will deny you pleasures the government has no right bureaucratizing in the first place.

And there are a number of people properly educated by government schools, who will fall in line.  They are part of dependency nation, willing to sacrifice liberty for the perception of a free ride, never truly grasping the natural rights they  give away, for both themselves and their posterity, every time they hand the State a little bit more rope with which to hang them.

So be warned.  If you are dumb enough to think with just your genitals, and decide to parrot this new narrative as an actual right, there is one important point they may have left out that you should be aware of.  Because this will be taxpayer funded sex in the socialist/progressive “I don’t care how, I want it now, Veruca Salt Nation,” the HHS cannot permit anyone to cry out “Oh my God,” while participating in any state supported carnal activities.  The progressive Separation of Church and State, you see.  Just follow the instructions on the card supplied with your state funded contraceptives, which suggest “Oh-Bama,” as a suitable alternative.  That’s not the same thing.  Not yet at least.

 

You’re reading Beggars CAN be choosers by Steve Mac Donald originally posted at GraniteGrok.com.

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