The big news in science is the discovery of a ‘Goldilocks’ planet orbiting an Earth-like sun at a distance referred to as the ‘habitable zone.’
This is great news. The party of ‘Science’ should build a ship and occupy it as soon as possible. No need to wait for conclusive evidence of habitability. I mean, why change your tactics now? Let’s just call is settled and let the socialists, Democrats, progressives, environmentalists, militant vegans, Unions, anti-gunners, Hollywood liberals, globalists, left wing gay lobby, socialist medicine advocates, class warfare troops, and any other victim classes build themselves a great big space ship to take them there.
You can call the Vessel “Hope and Change,” and the movement could be #OccupyKepler22-b.
Just like Zuccotti Park only bigger. A lot bigger.
And hey, don’t worry about us. We’ll be just fine without you.
H/T Yahoo! News, Image Credit- NYT
