How to Deal With Pesky Gnomes – Meet Gnome-Be-Gone!

by Mike

A few days ago, I noted that Newt’s rise in the polls was alarming poor Mittens. Unfortunately, his balancing act of trying to stay above the fray means that attacking his rivals has to be done by surrogates – it was time to send in the gnomes!

In today’s Union Leader, Joe McQuaid laid out why this was a dangerous strategy, because the Gnome in question was using the opportunity to reopen an ancient grudge match with Newt.

As luck would have it, a couple of years ago, one of my best friends sent me the perfect solution for troubled gnomes – please meet my little buddy “Gnome Be Gone”!

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