My wife is watching Television. I’m reading. And what to my wondering eyes should appear…but a commercial for something called Forever lazy. It looks like a snuggie -jumpsuit with a hood. Dr. Denton’s without the footies. And it comes in several unflattering shades. My only question after seeing it…does it come in convict orange, because it should.
The Ad shows grown-ups wearing mostly fuchsia Forever Lazy outfits, lounging, doing minimal tasks around the house, and even appearing in public; and I’ve got this image of every 70s (ish) Hollywood and TV future-state where everyone wears the same outfit, color-coded to identify your station in direct contradiction to the finger-nails-on-the-chalkboard-equality-memes pumped out by the leftist-Hollywood-utopian-future-statists.
At least we’ll be comfortable.
Will there be limited edition, designer versions? Should we fear an influx of inferior Chinese knock-offs at local flea-markets? Whatever the fashion arc happens to be, with real unemployment near 17% this may be the perfect gift for the person who has given up looking for work in the Obama economy. Or maybe it can keep that #Occupier on your ‘wealth redistribution’ list warm on those cold nights in the park?
It even comes with a drop-seat so they can crap on police cars without ever having to take the thing off.
It only costs $29.95 (and if you buy one now you can get one free!) but I wonder if there will be a government tax incentive or some kind of stimulus program to get everyone into one of these? Are any of the creators or investors in the ForeverLazy Obama bundlers? And will it come with the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate at no extra charge?
No, I don’t think the girl in the picture is named Miranda.
Too obscure for? You can Google it.
[updated- not to be confused w/the Lazy Suit which costs more and has no drop-seat.]
