Dean "Bob" Barker climbs off the Hamster - Granite Grok

Dean “Bob” Barker climbs off the Hamster

Dean ‘Bob’ Barker will no longer be handling the day to day duties at Boo Hoo Hamster so we are left to wonder whose job it will be to decide what hate and threats should stay up as representative of "free speech" and what should be taken down as free speech that is more trouble than it is worth.  So many qualified people to choose from for that job…

Barker claims he needs elbow room so he has created a site all his own called "birch paper," and that it has been in the works for a while.  I can see that.  If you say Birch Paper with a heavy New England accent it sounds like bitch paper.  So Johnny Bravo is leaving the Brady kids behind to pursue his own creative instincts at "bitch paper?"

Who could doubt that?

He claims he will still be dropping by the Hamster and doing whatever it is hamsters do and who could give up hamster droppings?  I mean really?  Sprinkled with left wing lies and hate?  Yum.

I happen to think he’s planning to help Suckley with their propaganda mill disguised as an advocacy/PAC/think tank and the Hamster would have been too much of a time whore to allow for him to juggle that responsibility.   And Bitch Paper gives him something to do with all his other droppings until then, and even after.( Creative outlet or some such thing.)

So congratulations and good luck. We’ll be certain to stop by and scrape up some fresh droppings at Bitch Paper from time to time so you wont feel like we have abandoned you.

But then how could we?

 

 

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