Last Tuesday, President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic, Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,"Excellent trade, sir."
