The Carson-Gore Academy of Environmental Sciences in California (tin foil hats are mandatory) was built on top of a piece of contaminated land. Oh yeah, baby. There are, of course, ‘concerns’ for the welfare of the students. (The 75 million dollar School was named after Rachel Carson and Al Gore–Environmental scaremongering is probably also required.)
I wonder if Gore is pissed because he got second billing. I mean, he did win an Oscar and a Peace Prize. Carson just guaranteed millions of third-world deaths from mosquito-borne illnesses. Oh, wait. I see why she got top billing. My mistake.
Anyway, they are rushing to replace bad dirt with good dirt to avoid a delay in the new school year. I’m sure that will fix it. They should bring that dirt to Al’s new California mansion–or did Tipper get that one?
Hey–that probably works better for Al.
