After a brief review of the game film from Rep Carol Shea-Porters–she’s calling them Town Halls–I’ve decided that any and all future interaction could be just as (or perhaps more) productive if we used either a cardboard standee of the congresswoman with three to five pre-recorded responses played by an aid (Assuming there is no loose tea about), or we could substitute a Spaniel.
The benefit of the Spaniel is that it will actually listen to you, attempt to discern your intentions, and after only a few repetitions demonstrate the desired behavior.
