Friday Humor - "...it takes all morning" - Granite Grok

Friday Humor – “…it takes all morning”

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and  looked over the menu….

+Tourist:                   $5.00

+Broiled Missionary:    $10.00

+Fried Explorer:          $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a big price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

 
They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning."
 
(H/T: Karen)
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