Extinctions - Granite Grok

Extinctions

Scientists have formed a consensus on the mass extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs. It was George Bush’s fault (couldn’t resist). Actually, it was global warming.  Sorry, that’s not it. To be honest it was the lack of affordable health care. Or maybe the stimulus was not “baby-Bear”—you know, “Just right.”

Or maybe—(maybe) and this is a stretch – a giant asteroid hit the earth, creating an actual climate crisis, as opposed to the one Al Gore refers to which is what happens when the AC isn’t blowing evenly across the back of his chauffeured town car.

Life’s a bitch when you’re that big.  You know, if he lost about 100 pounds, he might not think it’s so damn warm everywhere he goes.

If Al were bulimic, he’d be bitching about how cold it is or why regular people north of Virginia can’t grow a Tomato bigger than an acorn because the growing seasons shrunk to 8 weeks of cool and cloudy days.

Where was I?  Dinosaurs. (Not unlike the dinosaurs of liberal thought.)

I guess the answer is that an asteroid slightly larger than Al Gore was the most likely cause of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction that wiped out everything, unable to adapt to the changing environment.

There is some evidence to contradict that idea of total extinction, however.  Sleestack have been emerging in leadership positions within the democrat party for years, though there is growing evidence that even they are now in danger. After months of ignoring the changing “political” environment, they appear to be on the brink of legislative extinction.

This is a result of their obsessive addiction to the idea of Barack Obama and their unwillingness to disconnect the idea—pre-election, to the reality of Comrade Obama post-election; an Obama who used them to get into office but who could care less how many of them he destroys while in office

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