Is this the best quote about the Obama Inauguration yet? - Granite Grok

Is this the best quote about the Obama Inauguration yet?

I’m sorry, but I just had to put this up:

Porta-potties 

"the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States."

Ha! Look, the estimates are that this event is supposed to be attended by 2 – million people to watch the swearing in; that DOES require a load of porta-potties to be available.  And given the advanced state of Al Gore’s global warming, it is a fair bet that many of them are going to freeze solid.  Or, at the best, a odiferous cloud of warm "fog" will be floating from the rows of such micro-habitats. 

I can actually imagine the reaction of the crowd; it happens most mornings in southern part of Concord, NH when the air is still and the "vapors" go wafting all over from the local sewage plant.  Anyone traveling on Rt 93 South knows what I’m talking about.  It is an acknowledged problem, but I’m just glad I’m traveling at 60 mph to get out of that area.

Not so much for those standing for hours on the National Mall.

Part of the estimated cost of $150 million for this shindig at work….Now, can you imagine all those sewer trucks interspersed with all those nice, clean limos for the hoi-polloi.

It is also hiring garbage and recycling services and renting thousands of portable toilets for what one supplier called "the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States."

Is this a good (realistic) way to begin the most Liberal administration in history?

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