Oct

22

2007

Fidelity pays….the converse does not!

by Skip

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I can not wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX 

 

Truck on Corvette

 

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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by Skip Murphy

Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom (and how Government is taking that away from us). My fight, from a Conservative (with small "L" libertarian leanings) and evangelical Christian perspective, is with the Progressives that are forcing a collectivized and secular humanistic future upon us. As TEA Party activist, citizen journalist (and pundit!), my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture again.

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  • http://robboyce.com/blog Rob

    1 – my truck is white not blue
    2- the vette is newer than mine
    3- I’m no longer married
    Whew!

  • Just a reader

    I saw the headline
    “Fidelity pays….the converse does not!”
    and I thought you were talking about Guiliani, serial adulterer and all-round womanizer.

  • judy paris

    Too funny!

  • Shagster

    Just for the record that is NOT a friggin’ Corvette, its a Ferrari. Possibly a 360 Modena

  • http://www.airjordan.cc Air Jordan

    Nice blog.Now,from your blog,I know something others. thanks.Let’s keep in touch.

  • http://www.myspace.com/gurly_95 abbie

    It was all quiet while i was reading this in school. i thought it was pretty funny, and started laughing. My teacher looked at me like i was crazy… i havent laughed that hard in my life…

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