GraniteGrok "Dope of the Week" Award: Sheryl Crow
Sheryl Crow after exercising the "one square" rule,
sitting in obvious discomfort...
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After stating that she has spent much time on her recent concert tour trying to come up with ways to slow global warming, singer Sheryl Crow believes she has found the answer:
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
After extensive and intense scientific testing, GraniteGrok has determined that Sheryl Crow's global warming initiative calling for only one square of toilet tissue per bathroom visit is inherently unworkable. The results were even more damning against Crowe's proposal after brussels sprouts were added to the prior evening's meal.
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For her lack of in-depth anal ysis before issuing her findings, the juried judges here at the 'Grok proudly proclaim Ms. Crow, "Dope of the Week". She completely wiped out her competition. Even Rosie O'Donnell agrees...
