Jan

12

2007

Friday Humor – There are lists, and then a list

by Skip

How to Make a Woman Happy
 

It is not really that difficult to make a woman happy.   A man needs to just follow these simple rules:

 

1.  be a Friend
2.  be a Companion
3.  be a Lover
4.  be a Brother
5.  be a Father
6.  be a Master (?)
7.  be a Chef !!!
8.  be an Electrician
9.    be a Carpenter
10.  be a Plumber
11.  be a Mechanic
12.  be a Decorator
13.  be a Stylist
14.  be a Sexologist
15.  be a Gynecologist
16.  be a Psychologist
17.  be a Pest Exterminator
18.  be a Psychiatrist
19.  be a Healer
20.  be a GOOD Listener
21.  be an Organizer
22.  be a Good Father
23.  be Very CLEAN
24.  be Sympathetic
25.  be Athletic
26.  be Warm (very warm)
27.  be Attentive
28.  be Gallant
29.  be Intelligent
30.  be Funny
31.  be Creative
32.  be Tender
33.  be Strong
34.  be Understanding
35.  be Tolerant
36.  be Prudent
37.  be Ambitious
38.  be Capable
39.  be Courageous
40.  be Determined
41.  be True
42.  be Dependable
43.  be Passionate
44.  be Compassionate
 

Without Forgetting to:

45.  Give her Compliments regularly
46.  Love Shopping
47.  be Honest
48.  be VERY Rich
49.  Not Stress her Out
50.  and not to look at other girls……………
 

And at the Same Time, a man must also:

51.  Give her Lots of Attention (but expect little in return)
52.  Give her Lots of Time (especially time FOR herself)
53.  Give her Lots of Space, and never worry about where She Goes
 

It Is VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never, NEVER, Forget -   Birthdays,   Anniversaries,   Arrangements She Makes

 

How to Make a Man Happy:
 
1. Show Up NAKED
2. Bring Food !!!

 

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by Skip Murphy

Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom (and how Government is taking that away from us). My fight, from a Conservative (with small "L" libertarian leanings) and evangelical Christian perspective, is with the Progressives that are forcing a collectivized and secular humanistic future upon us. As TEA Party activist, citizen journalist (and pundit!), my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture again.

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