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March 9, 2016

March 8th Primary Results

Donald Trump’s delegate lead sits at 99 as he wins three more states on March 8th. Ted Cruz took second in those contests, winning Idaho by 17 points over Trump. Rubio and Kasich took turns being in last place, splitting third and fourth among all four contests. Kasich came close to Cruz in Michigan (Cruz …

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Tonite’s Presidential Primary Results: Michigan, Mississippi, Idaho, Hawaii

Keep checking back – will be constantly updating the numbers.  However, Michigan and Mississippi have been called for Donald Trump. Cruz wins Idaho.  Remember, Kasich was boasting he was going to win Michigan and Ohio; if he loses to Trump in Michigan tonite, will he drop out?  In any case, Rubio is done. Sources: Decision …

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White Tower Feminists Study The Sex of Glaciers

You don’t have enough absurd things in your political tool chest so we’re here to help. Did you know that White-Tower feminists are researching the gender of glaciers? As in the sex and glaciers. No, I’m not kidding.