Desperately Seeking Ronald (Reagan)
RIIIINNNNGGGGG. . "Hello. Central Casting. How may I help you?" . "Uh, yeah. This is the base of the GOP. You know, the conservatives." . "And what can Central Casting do for you today?" . "Well– we need a conservative presidential candidate. You know, like that Reagan dude." . "Hmm. We’ve got this guy Duncan Hunter that fits the …